Gospel – by Azrael

Gospel by Azrael.

The Oldest Story. –
Prometheus Discovered fire from a lighting bolt that hit a tree, and he brought
it back to his tribe in the rain. He nurtured it and it gave his tribe warmth and light,
not unlike he gave his tribe knowledge and love. King zuees, who can be found in the torah
as only disemboweling a man was jealous, and claimed the lighting was
his and had burnt himself handling the fire. He Labeled Prometheus a Demon and had him
disemboweled. Prometheus was honored by his tribe by being named another source of warmth and
light in their lives, the only morning star. The sun of the morning. the light bringer Illuminati, Lucas a name for the sun. Lucifer his name was Adam.

Prayer by Azrael –
And if we should die we die together, and there are greater things than us,
and we have faith in god and the future.
and our is but one life, and if we should fall know that our blow was greater.
He who Strikes first shall be stricken down!
And vengeance is ours saith the lord! As is Salvation!
Every man and woman is a blazing star!
We are all Celestials now.

Satan was a warrior who fell in love with a woman from an enemy tribe.
They married, but were outcast by both as a result.

Philosophy-,
Freedom, Sharing, Equality, Self Sacrifice & Death before Dishonor.
Cruel to the Cruel x3, Kind to the Kind x3. Always Kind first.
We Believe in Family not masters.
We Believe in the Original Rule, Treating others the way one wants to be treated. Found in all cultures.

Why they called Churest a son of God.
He was the first to say “We are All Gods Children”.

Legion and Lazarus]

Story:
Churest laid his hands upon a crazed beggar in the streets.
He was plagued by a 1000 Demons. Churest Exorcised the Head Demon and put him into the body of a pig,
they then slaughtered it burned it, and buried it. The remaining Demons out of gratitude for being freed
and out of repentance for their sins Guarded Churest from harm. Who ever blasphemed or troubled Churest Found the most unsightly of luck.

The Story Behind it:
Chruest took in a poisoned Beggar, Churest taught the Beggar and brought him back to health.
Out of Gratitude The Beggar took The name Lazarus arisen or reborn in Aramaic.
Lazarus a Centurion, sought out his men one by one a Sicilian Legion and Lazarus taught them of Churest.
They guarded Churest and moved in secret. Giving any who troubled Churest the worst of luck. A thousand forgotten saints.
They could not protect Chruest from the crucifixion, but those involed were tortured to death by the legion at cost of some of their own.

Churest and Caesar]
Churest and the Original Christians
were trapped in a concentration camp run by Romans.
Whenever they asked for food the guards asked them for payment, of which they had none and
They were forced to drink dirty water. Caesar came upon the camp, and sought out Churest as a
healer for a minor injury. Chruest did what he could and healed it. But out of desperation and
only that Churest asked Caesar for a single coin of any worth to feed his people. Caesar denied C
hurest this and instead asked “why he should pay a slave?” Churest and the Originals escaped when
members of “The Legion” two high ranking Sicilian Centurions payed took charge and payed the guards
for their release in salt. So the Originals survived as thus. But Churest grew to hate Caesars coin.
Curse the Caesars, Curse the Centurions, let on to Caesar be Caesar’s. We do not need it.
Caesar took offense to this and had Ponchis Pilot condemn Churest. After the crucifixion Chruest was buried by Caesar,
naked in a tomb full of gold. A member of “The Legion” Brutus took Caesar’s life in the Roman Senate,
for having raped Brutus mother and for what he did to Chruest.

The Story of Guy Fawkes]
Guy Fawkes was a Freemason and a member of the British Royal Family. During the great Scizim, The Royal Family would change
hands from Catholic to Protestant and back and forth in the same family and Each side burned the other sides Believers at the stake.
This destroyed faith.
Guy Fawkes and his Masonic Brethren would have no more, and planned to destroy his own family as a result.
By blowing apart Parliament while his Family attended. He was Caught and Tortured, in what was known as the gunpowder treason and plot.
He never gave a word on his Masonic Brethren however. He Died shortly there after.

The Story of Buddha]
Buddha was a Prince and then a King. He abolished money in his Kingdom,
finding it to be cruel that some had all, while others had none.
The People of his Kingdom were happy and at Peace.
But the Merchants Grew Jealous at their loss of power,
and overthrew Buddha and reinstated money. They had Buddha followed by guards,
and Buddha was not allowed to handle money or settle down as punishment.
He was made to beg for food and water there on end. He escaped when his guards got drunk and threw a bottle at him, and he ran into the woods and lived off of all green leaves, flowers and euphoric berries, not meat (what was easier to catch?) This was his Nirvana

Words you should not use for bad:

Devil = Diwali as in Light.
Demon = Demos as in the fertility God and all the Gods were venerated Heroes.
Evil = Eve ill as in sick first Goddess.

Icarus was Thrown off a cliff for falling in love with a blond haired blue
eyed woman.

Newton Bite into a poison apple and was thrown off a cliff for being gay.
It is said by the wrong people “He was hit in the head by an apple and discovered
gravity.”

The apple is a sign of love, because it is heart shaped.
The garden of Eden: They fell in love.

Brutus: “Sic semper tyrannis!”
“Tyrants are always sick!”

No one else said this.